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Edna and Danielle

Edna and Danielle
The table was a circle of green. In the center of the table was a yellow bowl filled with grapes. The grapes were green and ripe and fresh. Droplets of water shimmered in the light on the taught skins like stars. Danielle sat at one end of the table, a halo of sun in her hair. A red satin dress was practically painted onto her body, the neckline sliding over her breasts and folding over like petals around precious seeds. Across from her sat Edna who was sitting in a puddle of shadow. A black cashmere sweater was hugged tightly around her shoulders. Her lips were pressed tight and her fingers were cur

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William and Elizabeth[Historical Event] “William and Elizabeth”
“That poor General Howing,” said Mr. Avery, standing on the veranda of the Letway’s stately home, “he must have a lot on his mind.” “Yes,” replied Lieutenant Briggsby, looking out over the lawn, “With these impertinent rebels making such a mess of things, he is sure to be most vexed.”
Inside, General Howing was sitting in an arm chair, a snifter of brandy in his hand. He was in his red evening outfit, displaying his polished medals and polished boots.
Mr. Letway approached the General, bottle of brandy in hand. He, too, had noticed the intense William and Elizabeth
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Meanwhile...“Good lord, Sir Geoffrey, what is that on your back?” asked Sir Leonard, a most revered man and one of very good taste. “I’m terribly sorry, but to what are you referring?” replied Sir Geoffrey, a man of both good reputation and beautiful complexion.
“I don’t mean to be forward, but I was referring to the huge, possibly nocturnal marsupial whose fangs are buried in the flesh of your back,” said Sir Leonard. “Ah, yes,” said Sir Geoffrey. “Allow me to introduce you to Hieronymous, my personal accountant.”

“Quite a pleasure to meet you,” said Sir Leonard, extending a well mo Meanwhile...
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EatenEaten
The dirt swallowed the meat    And there was the smell of death    And the maggots feasted.
The shark   Bites down on the head of his mate   twisting and forcing the life into her belly         Years later, his son will breech    Up into the air   To grip a wet seal in his jaws    To fill his hunger.    The children of the seal    Now starve    Pushed away by their non-genetic relatives    Soft, howling, forgotten bundles of Eaten
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A Study of a VillainIn the heart of a town called Hedgenburrow Way lives a Mr. Agnius Barkley: English gentleman, second heir to the Barkley fortune and Villain. Actually, he is heir to very little of what he has inherited of said fortune. Most of his share has been quietly moved to the chef’s nephew’s savings and the Turkish footman’s Swiss bank account. The little blonde woman who sponges out the sinks on Saturdays has some in her trust fund. Her cousin, who smuggles her lover into the mansion so that they can make love on the horrendously expensive couches has a nice chunk of the money sitting in a lock box in Kent. Even Pergy, the old grounds keeper has a li A Study of a Villain
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Pirelli

Tue Apr 11, 2006, 11:58 PM

Omg.
New York: state was cool, people were mean... trip kind of sucked.
I smelled scam on it... and I got sucked into people's words.
Enough on that insanity.

o.m.g
Sweeney Todd
Sweeney Friggin' Todd, you bastards, don't you understand!?!
Pirelli played by a woman. She makes me squeal.
Donna Lynne Champlin. I love you so. Please do my hair for me...
and then teach me the piano, flute and accordian. please?

omg
shoes
I love shoes so friggin much...
makes me squirm with joy.
why so expensive?
because.
okay.

new stories at some point, I promise.

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